1. You're not 'forced' into attending his favorite teams' games... just 'asked nicely' to.
2. You always end up eating that not-so-healthy tailgating food... and drinking a few beers or taking a few shots = gaining unnecessary weight.
3. His favorite teams must instantly become your favorite teams.
4. Each Saturday, Sunday, and Monday during football season you are tied to either your living room, someone else's living room, or a bar showing the game. During Baseball/Basketball season... any given weekday or weekend.
5. Depending on his level of intoxication, he may start fights with fans of the opposing team. Watch out for offensive words thrown in the direction of people with kids. They get pretty angry.
6. If clearing out a section isn't enough, screaming during the whole game and arguing with other fans is clearly on the agenda for the evening.
7. Every insult has a comeback. Every single one.
8. Even while watching the games at a friends place... watch out for the name calling and rivalry talk
9. Beer toss. What a great way to end the night.
10. Every person in the bar with a same-team jersey or paraphernalia on... instantly becomes your best friend.
[Post dated... I talked with the "host" of the football watching party we attended. One of the guys that was there sent an email saying "hey, if you plan on inviting that guy again, let me know in advance so we can find some other place to watch the game. So and so was offended by some of his comments." YIKES!! Completely embarrassing!!]
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