Michael and I saw THE most hilarious thing on Saturday while at Oysterfest. We were sitting on some bar chairs pushed to the side wall while some other friends were getting drinks. A really tall girl said something to a short girl. Apparently short girl didn't like whatever it was she said but tall girl was way too drunk and just started laughing in her face. It was quite hilarious.
We started cracking up and Michael kept saying "There's gonna be a girl fight!!!" and was really pumped about it. So tall girl and short girl disperse and short girl is still heated but surrounded by friends trying to calm her down. Here's where it gets good.
Tall girl goes over to her home girl and tells her that short girl got in her face. Home girl happens to be kinda short, too, but she's black... and we all know that you don't mess with a black chick's friends... cause she'll get vicious!
[Disclaimer: this is not a racist remark. It's been my observation and I consider black girls to be very protective over their friends... ready to fight.]
So home girl gets up in short girl's face apparently screaming at her for messing with tall girl. Short girl tells home girl to fuck off, etc. and out comes the finger nails and hair weave. It was priceless!! They were able to fight (sadly enough no one threw a punch) and squirm for about a solid minute before they could pull the girls apart.
Michael and I laughed so hard about it - cause it was hilarious. The best part, though, was when short girl finally got a grip on herself. She pulled her boy (we're not sure of the relationship but we think it was her boyfriend) aside and was yelling at him for not doing anything to stop the other girl. She ended up hitting him on the back of the head with her set of keys. It was a HUGE thump. (and absolutely hilarious)
Girls will be girls!
Les filles seront des filles!
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